Put “Fear me, love me, do as I say” in my inbox and my muse will be your slave for the duration of a thread.

(Source: noctebellator, via queenmarryk)

Fairy type team so far.

Gotta start the super training….
http://trashshark.tumblr.com/post/93310317344/altariass-yes-yes-of-course-i-will-sal

altariass:

"Yes, yes, of course I will, Sal! I’ll do the laundry perfectly! Just don’t hurt me!"

Hey, she said she’d do anything. And doing the laundry wasn’t all that bad. In fact, Altaria loved cleaning, but right now the only thing on her mind was trying not to be a chicken nugget snack…

Altaria shuddered in fear as Sal patted her shoulder, and nodded slowly.

"Y-Yes, sir…um, could you guide me to where I’m supposed to do the laundry, Sal?" She chirped softly.
She was still trying to get the image of her being turned into chicken nuggets out of her mind. Hey, she’d do anything as long as she wasn’t eaten. Clean floors, scrub toilets….did they even have toilets here? Oh well.

  • Beethoven: ARE YOU READY TO HEAR SOME SYMPHONIES?!
  • Audience: *cheers*
  • Beethoven: I CAN'T HEAR YOU!!
  • trashshark:

    altariass:

    Still no luck.

    Anybirdie?

    { I don’t have one but I’ll ask my friend Ty and a few Tumblr friends if they have one if you want! btw ill reply to this one thing then we can play }

    ((Ahh thanks friend .v.))

    altariass:

    altariass:

    Not having any luck finding a Sturdy Carbink in a horde battle.

    Anybirdie have one to trade?

    Still haven’t found one.

    Anyone willing to trade a Sturdy Carbink?

    Still no luck.

    Anybirdie?

    poke-girl-world:

SOURCE

    eagerladybug:

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    jUST FUCKNG STOPFETISHING SHARKS 2k15

    so many people begged me to to this... why …

    eee my birthday’s coming soon I’m not sure what I’ll do yet

    citgo:

    appropriate replies to selfies

    • fuck
    • damn
    • wtf
    • uhhh hmu (my personal favorite)
    • brah
    • ayyyy
    • shawtayyyyy
    • ok
    • usher lyrics

    (via michaeljburgesss)