Goodnight!

thesmokingorca:

altariass:

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OH, LOOK. ALTARIA’S CALLING THE POLICE.

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Idate just flails the kid around in the water for a little bit, even turning him upside down to let water flood into his nose.

Oh god. Ohgodohgodohgod please stop. No, no, nonononono don’t do this he’s only an infant please stop please…

Altaria just falls to her knees. There’s nothing she can do. She can’t swim, can’t go out and save her own newborn child…why. Why.

beamscissormuses02 said: 'I saw them coming so I grabbed some extra clothes' Allenby offered an oversize T shirt, and some shorts to the once again nude birb

beamscissormuses02:

altariass:

beamscissormuses02:

altariass:

"T-Thank you…."


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'your house?' she asked 'or maybe the mall so we can replace what was stolen?'

"I think I’ll go to my house. I usually make my own clothes, so going to the mall isn’t necessary."

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'Alright!…if I remember right, its the blue one with all the snap dragons right?'

"Yep yep!"

beamscissormuses02 said: 'I saw them coming so I grabbed some extra clothes' Allenby offered an oversize T shirt, and some shorts to the once again nude birb

beamscissormuses02:

altariass:

"T-Thank you…."


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'your house?' she asked 'or maybe the mall so we can replace what was stolen?'

"I think I’ll go to my house. I usually make my own clothes, so going to the mall isn’t necessary."

thesmokingorca:

LOUD SOBBING BC ALTARIA CAN’T SWIM

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JUST HOLDIN’ THIS KID UNDERWATER TILL HE RUNS OUTTA BREATH TBH

OH, LOOK. ALTARIA’S CALLING THE POLICE.

beamscissormuses02 said: 'I saw them coming so I grabbed some extra clothes' Allenby offered an oversize T shirt, and some shorts to the once again nude birb

beamscissormuses02:

altariass:

beamscissormuses02:

altariass:

beamscissormuses02:

altariass:

"T-Thank you…."

 

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'but…what conditions and stuff ya wanna set? cause I'm fairly sure not everyone that comes up to you is looking to strip you'

"Uh…just try to keep away pervy anons, that’s all, I guess….nice ones are okay, weird ones are okay as well, unless they start acting a bit perverted…"

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'thats do-able' she nodded 'but should I give them a warning to back off or just haul off and hit 'em?'

"W-Warnings are better…."

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'Okay!' she agreed 'where ya want to go then Boss?'

"Ah, well…anywhere, I guess…"

"Hello, 911? An orca is trying to eat my child."

beamscissormuses02 said: 'I saw them coming so I grabbed some extra clothes' Allenby offered an oversize T shirt, and some shorts to the once again nude birb

beamscissormuses02:

altariass:

beamscissormuses02:

altariass:

beamscissormuses02:

altariass:

altariass:

"T-Thank you…."

 

"B-Bodyguard?"

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"That sounds great, actually!"

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she giggled ‘I’ll make sure they can’t get to ya anymore’

"That’s a relief…." Altaria sighed.

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'but…what conditions and stuff ya wanna set? cause I'm fairly sure not everyone that comes up to you is looking to strip you'

"Uh…just try to keep away pervy anons, that’s all, I guess….nice ones are okay, weird ones are okay as well, unless they start acting a bit perverted…"

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'thats do-able' she nodded 'but should I give them a warning to back off or just haul off and hit 'em?'

"W-Warnings are better…."

"WHEN YOU DO, DO NOT, FOR THE LOVE OF GOD, MENTION ME."
“R-RIGHT!”
"KICK THE ORCA IN HIS DING DONG AND HE’LL LEAVE THE KID ALONE."
“A-ALRIGHT! I’LL KICK HIM IN HIS…DING DONG.”

beamscissormuses02 said: 'I saw them coming so I grabbed some extra clothes' Allenby offered an oversize T shirt, and some shorts to the once again nude birb

beamscissormuses02:

altariass:

beamscissormuses02:

altariass:

altariass:

"T-Thank you…."

 

"B-Bodyguard?"

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"That sounds great, actually!"

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she giggled ‘I’ll make sure they can’t get to ya anymore’

"That’s a relief…." Altaria sighed.

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'but…what conditions and stuff ya wanna set? cause I'm fairly sure not everyone that comes up to you is looking to strip you'

"Uh…just try to keep away pervy anons, that’s all, I guess….nice ones are okay, weird ones are okay as well, unless they start acting a bit perverted…"